July 26th, 2005


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jimbojones
01:23 am - late night gas station annoyances
Yes, 115-lb wifebeater-wearing white boy in the lifted pick-up truck, I did look at your obnoxiously drunk, raucously loud girl in the too-tight bubble-gum-pink tank top when she walked out of the convenience store.  No, I am not intimidated by your turret-like stare as you circle the parking lot once on your way out.  What the fuck are you going to do, get out of your truck?  Mmmm hm.  Didn't think so.  You have a nice night now, y'hear?
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[User Picture] From: dixie_chicken
Date: July 26th, 2005 - 05:31 am
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Would you be interested in moving down here to be my personal bodyguard to do the looming thing at obnoxious drunk boys?


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: July 26th, 2005 - 05:33 am
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I dunno, what's the payscale like? You move here, and I'll do it for free. =)


 
[User Picture] From: discogravy
Date: July 26th, 2005 - 03:55 pm
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for this to really work out,

you'd have to get rainee the pink top and buy a wifebeater for yourself. not to mention getting rainee drunk.


 
[User Picture] From: lindapendant
Date: July 26th, 2005 - 12:01 pm
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Hey ! I wasn't *that* drunk.


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: July 26th, 2005 - 01:21 pm
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You were drunk enough to get in the pickup with a 115-lb white boy in a wifebeater!


 
[User Picture] From: lindapendant
Date: July 26th, 2005 - 07:47 pm
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Point: Jimbo


 
From: jesebel
Date: July 26th, 2005 - 01:52 pm
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Angry white man, ahoy!


 
[User Picture] From: sesby
Date: July 26th, 2005 - 02:40 pm
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I, you know, love you.


 
[User Picture] From: lauracroft
Date: July 28th, 2005 - 06:28 pm
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Have you ever considered writing a book? You'd be a hilareous cynic-writer. Heck, you are: I'm thinking you should just compile your works or go on a book-long rant about something. I'd read it. :-)


 
[User Picture] From: lauracroft
Date: July 28th, 2005 - 06:28 pm
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It could be called:

The Adventures of JimboJones (and friends)


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