11:49 pm - une bonne nuit, vraiment (ou, un peu d'entretien d'oreiller ce matin) She: In French, when you don't really want to see someone again but you want to make a polite exit, you say en s'appelle - see, the reflexive tense again? It means "we'll call", but the passiveness of it means you really won't. Me: In my experience - She: Oh yes, tell me about your experience! Me: ... in my experience, une nuit seulement et en s'appelle never involves this much kissing in the morning.
Well, chances are you were studying the french women before the rest of us did too.
I mean, heck... The current batch of high school French students were just being born when you were graduating weren't they? They're just now discovering the rumors of frenchwomen that dont shave their pits, nude beaches that said women are rumored to frequent, and exchange students that will let them continue to believe anything they want to as long as the teacher isn't listening in.