11:38 am - Protip No matter how well a first date is going, it will cast a notable pall on it at the end if her car got towed. And your chances of a goodnight kiss will be greatly diminished by the staring presence of a surly, leering, unshowered tow truck driver hanging around the impound parking lot where you took her to pick up her car.
Yes, I found this out the hard way. Last night. Sigh.
on a brighter note, we're going out again Saturday.
You know those signs that say "Clark's Beauty Salon Only - Towing 24 Hours" behind State Street pub? Yeah, they're not fucking kidding. 10:30 PM, those motherfuckers have been home for five and a half hours, and you'll STILL get towed.
I'm pretty sure the impound place just cruises by every now and then to see if they can get a big haul. Fuckers.