March 2nd, 2009


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jimbojones
06:50 pm - pedobear seal of approval
Janis and I got this giant box of baby clothes from her sister. Here's a onesie my daughter will NOT be wearing:



Seriously, what the fuck?
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From: jpeace
Date: March 3rd, 2009 - 12:07 am
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brb, dying


 
[User Picture] From: ravenword
Date: March 3rd, 2009 - 12:13 am
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omg

wat


 
[User Picture] From: glamazonwarrior
Date: March 3rd, 2009 - 02:21 am
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I blame the Patriarchy. Same reason I've seen little girls' clothes with the Playboy logo.


 
[User Picture] From: discogravy
Date: March 3rd, 2009 - 02:45 am
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you really should put her in it and get jeer to pose.

you know, for when the cops come.

so you have proof.


 
[User Picture] From: pantsnotneeded
Date: March 3rd, 2009 - 03:11 am
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:(


 
[User Picture] From: marys_second
Date: March 3rd, 2009 - 03:33 am
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At least that one could be read either way? As in, "worth the nine month wait" or "someday I'll be legal". The first way would make me wonder how they missed the second, though.

Still, no.


 
[User Picture] From: jette
Date: March 3rd, 2009 - 03:52 am
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That was what I was thinking, especialy with the sparkly print.. .still there are people who buy their nine year old daughters juicy brand sweat pants that say JUICY across the ass.


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: March 3rd, 2009 - 04:44 am
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The wife had to point out the possibility of "worth the gestation" to me. It didn't even occur to me.

I find it extremely difficult to believe that ANYBODY in this day and age would either fail to see the "wait until she's old enough to fuck" angle, OR find it so unlikely an interpretation as to be a good idea to put on a onesie.

Then again, I am the guy who bought her an infant T-shirt that says:

--> BABY <--
(not midget)
DO NOT TOSS


Seemed like important information to convey.


 
From: pfilosophi
Date: March 3rd, 2009 - 05:12 am
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yeah...

The look you gave me when you saw that shirt was priceless :P

To be fair, my sister DID try for over a year to have a baby, was 37 by the time her daughter arrived, and 9 months IS a long flipping time to walk around preggers :o) So the sentiment was probably not confusing for HER.

27 days to go.. Thank you Lilypie.com :P


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: March 3rd, 2009 - 05:14 am
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Re: yeah...

As the pic would imply, I did in fact post it on /b/.

/b/: pic of the onesie on your pregnant tits.
me: those would be my wife's pregnant tits, not mine. you no can haz.
/b/: pic of the onesie on your man tits.

I was gonna comply, but /b/ is having problems tonight and the thread disappeared.


 
From: pagannate
Date: March 4th, 2009 - 04:19 am
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Re: yeah...

....you should post a pic of the onesie on your man tits on here :) I am sure we would all love to see it.


 
[User Picture] From: lindapendant
Date: March 3rd, 2009 - 07:55 pm
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My son had a onsie that said,

My daddy drinks
because I cry.

My ex thought it was pure genius.

I thought it was just ... true.


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: March 3rd, 2009 - 08:05 pm
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I considered that one, but really, too verbose.

"Daddy drinks"

Stop the printer; this one's done.


 
[User Picture] From: lindapendant
Date: March 3rd, 2009 - 08:55 pm
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There's always

My baby can kick
your baby's ass.


 
[User Picture] From: freakout
Date: March 3rd, 2009 - 02:20 pm
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haha, I did not see it from that angle until you said it, which either makes me oblivious or pure, neither of which I think I am.


 
[User Picture] From: xkisses
Date: March 3rd, 2009 - 06:15 pm
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I couldn't figure out why you wouldn't want her wearing that. I thought only about the 9 months of pregnancy; like some others, the alternative never even crossed my mind.


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: March 3rd, 2009 - 06:28 pm
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It is boggling my mind that you, of all people, would need prompting to see the other interpretation of that.


 
[User Picture] From: lindapendant
Date: March 3rd, 2009 - 08:02 pm
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I swear to god that I only saw the gestation angle and I was so freaking 'Why is jimbo flipping?? Why aren't I getting this?!?!?!' that I came back to check it out to see if the answer would be in the comments.

It's not that I'm pure, it's that babies are and the thought of something SO VILE being printed on an infant onsie was beyond my ability to process.

Jesus christ jimbo! Light the fucking thing on fire.


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: March 3rd, 2009 - 08:04 pm
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Apparently, we are supposed to give all this stuff back when Jane outgrows it, so burning it is not an option.


 
From: pagannate
Date: March 4th, 2009 - 04:19 am
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This furthers my proof that I am innocent. I actually thought of the 9 months of pregnancy first when I saw this... Of course about 3 seconds later I thought of the sex angle..

Kind of reminds me of the t-shirt on the teenager saying "Work in Progress" over the chest and then underneath with an arrow pointing down the words "Good to go"... Not many ways you can spin that one.


 
[User Picture] From: herbaliser
Date: March 4th, 2009 - 06:32 am
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hahahah rad.


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