October 23rd, 2004


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jimbojones
08:41 pm - match dot com : wtf?
The latest chick to send a "wink" to my match dot com profile describes herself as "Barbie looking for Ken" who wants a "metrosexual cowboy" ... or executive ... and has the following in her own profile:
favorite things:
My Chihuahua(see pic) Mexican Food, My Horse! The GAP! Cosmo Mag. Crown & Diet, a Goose Cosmo! I love country music....but I know all the words to most of the RnB and hip hop songs too! Almost forgot.....this is a big one!!..Gotta have Sunshine       

last read:
Paris Hilton's Confessions of an Heiress. Read it cover to cover in two sittings. Favorite quotes...."Live everyday as if it was your birthday, and also, always have a tan it makes you look as if you've been somewhere exotic." LOVE YOU PARIS!
Um, yeah... I, uh... think I'll just pass on that one.

 
Current Mood: omgwtfbbq
Current Music: Dahler Mendhi - Boom Boom

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[User Picture] From: bitchness
Date: October 23rd, 2004 - 06:34 pm
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OMG WHY? She sounds so very very! Just your type man!


 
From: eldritch_crank
Date: October 24th, 2004 - 03:11 am
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[User Picture] From: discogravy
Date: October 24th, 2004 - 08:19 am
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I don't think he has enough sunshine for a woman with tastes as intellectual as this particular one.

Jimbo: jailbabes.com


 
[User Picture] From: discogravy
Date: October 24th, 2004 - 08:30 am
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double dog dare date

or: http://www.adultfriendfinder.com

double dare you to date someone from there and then post about it.


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: October 24th, 2004 - 09:30 am
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Re: double dog dare date

Dear god. There are more girls on that thing than on the REGULAR personals sites... please tell me it's mostly spammers. ::blinks::


 
From: doomers
Date: October 24th, 2004 - 10:20 am
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Re: double dog dare date

Yeah it is.


 
[User Picture] From: agentsteel53
Date: October 24th, 2004 - 09:55 am
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haha I have 0.0 luck with that dang site.


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: October 24th, 2004 - 10:27 am
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You and I have had pretty piss-poor luck this year, period, my friend.


 
[User Picture] From: agentsteel53
Date: October 24th, 2004 - 10:28 am
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haha yes.

Guess who I'm having unch with in about an hour. If you want me to relay any messages to her, now's the time to let me know.


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: October 24th, 2004 - 10:29 am
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Heh. Have fun. I, ah, don't think there's any need to relay any messages.


 
[User Picture] From: agentsteel53
Date: October 24th, 2004 - 11:59 am
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A cancellation. Remind me to be amused.


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: October 25th, 2004 - 07:08 pm
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This is your amusement reminder. What was the story with that, anyway? Hit a bruvva up with an IM or three when you get home again.


 
[User Picture] From: staringgoldfish
Date: October 24th, 2004 - 01:23 pm
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Have I mentioned lately that I've been in a very fulfilling relationship for the last three years?

::ducks::


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: October 24th, 2004 - 04:07 pm
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That's just what everybody who just had his two-year serious relationship explode in his face likes his friends to remind him of. Thanks.


 
[User Picture] From: bitchness
Date: October 24th, 2004 - 06:06 pm
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Don't feel bad, my friends list is dominated by a good friend of mine who just began a new relationship. I swear, the pet names and declarations of love and shit are driving me nutty.


 
From: cpf
Date: October 25th, 2004 - 09:06 am
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Send her my way!


 
[User Picture] From: buckylea
Date: October 30th, 2004 - 03:25 am
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is that real?


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: October 30th, 2004 - 07:27 am
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I've got a hellacious imagination, but even I couldn't have made that one up. That's quoted, verbatim, from the chick's profile.

::ph34r::


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