February 13th, 2003


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jimbojones
11:33 pm - Cross-pasted from comments
I used to customize all the sounds Windows made, but I quit eventually. First, I discovered that hearing the drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket bellowing "WHAT is your MAJOR malfunction, NUMB NUTS?!" at you when a critical system error occurs just makes you want to throw your computer out the window - especially considering that if you hear that sound once, you're most likely going to hear it LOTS OF TIMES before you quit hearing it again - but the final straw was when one night just as I was getting out of the shower, I got an email.

To understand why this is significant, you need to understand the following:

1. I have the computer hooked into my stereo
2. my stereo is a frightening evil beast
3. at the time, I had the "email received" wav set to this particularly MANIACAL laughter from a Monty Python sketch.

So JUST as I open the bathroom door and walk out, dripping wet and stark naked, this incredibly loud maniacal giggling comes bellowing out at me from down the hall in the living room...

start ==> settings ==> control panel ==> sounds ==> sound scheme ==> Windows default ==> APPLY


And it's stayed that way ever since.

 
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Daler Mehndi - Music to Scare Your Neighbors With

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From: aviatrix440
Date: February 14th, 2003 - 08:58 am
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Oh what a tender ego you have!

C'mon it was Monty Python after all. Like that limey's got much to laugh about.


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: February 14th, 2003 - 11:02 am
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Who said anything about ego? It scared the crap out of me! (Not quite literally.) Allow me to draw your attention back to "things you must understand", #2:



For reference, that's a 50-pack of CDR's on top of that speaker. For further reference, those are 15" drivers - and you could measure the total output power of the power amplifier in that bottom slot of that rack in horsepower, if'n you wanted to. =)


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