|(23:25:01) Electricia: Well, I will take comfort tonight in knowing that if he tries anything, I can look at him and say "Sure, I'd love to have sex with you. By the way, I am bleeding from the crotch."|
(23:26:22) Electricia: the last thing I want is someone touching me right now. I feel bloated and owie all over and generally disgusting.
(23:26:43) Jimbosworldorg: tell him "My chlamydiclorian levels are unusually high. Which might mean I have an STD, or might mean I'm a Jedi. ::waves hand:: Either way, I am not the chick you're looking for."
(23:26:22) Electricia: ROFL
the Force is my condom
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