Zen Bastard (jimbojones) wrote,
Zen Bastard
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  • Mood: victorious

stand and deliver

I made the statement tonight that I deliver a particularly blood-curdling rebel yell that has stopped all conversation in many a distinctly redneck bar.  Upon being challenged to prove it - right then, right there - I looked around at the leather couches, the fireplace, the expensive cigars behind the glass case, and the martini list - and thought "fuck it, my manhood is on the line here" and I stood and delivered.

Jaws dropped.  "He wins.  He... just... wins.  End of story."  "Oh my god, that was awesome."

I love it when people question my redneck cred.
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