seen in a Waffle House bathroom just outside Orangeburg, SC
The nozzle had been forcibly removed from the grimy electric hand-drier on the wall, leaving a raw, open blower vent aimed directly outwards. Next to the actuator, a small, neatly-typed square sticker said "PRESS BUTTON FOR A BRIEF MESSAGE FROM GEORGE W BUSH".
I wish I'd thought of that. (Or at least had my camera.)