January 5th, 2006

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jimbojones
02:07 am - zOMG MUST STRANGLE GIRL-PERSON
As good as the game I mercifully hid my dorking over behind that lj-cut was, oh my god I still wanted to strangle a bitch.  I don't know what the hell her deal is, but this girl I never quite dated (we had a drunken Moment once, went out to dinner once, and then she decided we didn't really have anything in common - and I didn't argue with her about it) has been DRIVING ME FREAKING INSANE.  She (we'll call her "Niki" because, well, it's her name, and any of my RL friends who know what the internet is are likely to have heard this already anyway) is over at Nate's fairly frequently for football games, last night and tonight being no exception, and jesus christ I can't open my mouth without her jumping on it and trying to turn it into an argument.

Last night, I said something about how I've been trying to eat lower carb lately - and she interrupts mid-word to inform me "that's stupid."  I blink, back off verbally, and say "well, I'm not talking about a full-out Atkins type thing, just -" and she interrupts again.  "That's still stupid.  You can't cut down on carbs and lose weight.  You can't cut down on carbs and get anything done.  You need carbs for energy.  You certainly can't go to school full-time and work full-time and cut down on carbs."

The fuck?

Someone comments on the thunder we were having that night.  I throw in that it makes me miss the really heavy thunderstorms I grew up with in Alabama, and she jumps in combatively again.  "It's been thundering pretty heavily here tonight!"  Uhhh... okay. "Well, we have gotten quite a lot of thunder tonight.  I just meant that I grew up used to thunderstorms that really shook the house."  (The thunder had been frequent, but quite gentle.)  "The house shook several times tonight!"  It's not even that she's for some reason "defending south carolina", she's from Ohio and never misses a chance to bag on this state.  So, seriously, the FUCK, over?

She pulled the exact same type shit two or three times tonight.  And when instead of diving into a pointless argument with her, I said "do you have to pick at me every time I open my mouth?" she said "I pick at everybody.  And I'm not picking at you, I'm trying to educate you."  Wow.  Just, wow.

I don't know what the hell her problem is all of a sudden, but after she left tonight I told Kristin (Nate's girlfriend) that from here on out whenever I walk in and see Niki there, I think I'm just going to start drinking immediately.

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[User Picture] From: dixie_chicken
Date: January 5th, 2006 - 04:25 am		  (Link)
See, the thing is, the average American diet ALREADY has a few dozen times as many carbs as it should. Carbs are inexpensive and tasty; therefore we eat too many of them in proportion with everything else. A properly balanced diet actually LOOKS low-carb as hell to most people just because we're so used to the burger-fries-and-Coke school of meal planning.

My dinner tonight, for instance, a Full Monty and cup of queso dip at Moe's, was absolutely horrible, and yet most of my friends would consider that "cutting back" since I only got the ONE taco.


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: January 5th, 2006 - 04:32 am		  (Link)
Yeah I don't think it was actually about what I eat. Especially since she has no clue what I actually eat anyway.


 
[User Picture] From: soulranger
Date: January 5th, 2006 - 06:58 am		  (Link)

She obviously wants you.


 
[User Picture] From: lindapendant
Date: January 5th, 2006 - 09:57 am		  (Link)
hah !


 
[User Picture] From: discogravy
Date: January 5th, 2006 - 12:31 pm		  (Link)
she obviously wants to marry him, anyway.


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: January 5th, 2006 - 01:18 pm		  (Link)
or thinks we're already married?


 
[User Picture] From: discogravy
Date: January 5th, 2006 - 01:25 pm		  (Link)
cd /usr/ports/misc/reality-check && make install clean

....may have to force the install...


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: January 5th, 2006 - 01:28 pm		  (Link)
You know your BSD dorkiness has reached entirely new levels when you start not only making up ports, but using -DFORCE_PKG_REGISTER with them when making jokes about entirely non-computer-related topics. =)


 
[User Picture] From: lindapendant
Date: January 5th, 2006 - 10:00 am		  (Link)
from here on out whenever I walk in and see Niki there, I think I'm just going to start drinking immediately

Excellent use of Niki as an excuse to start drinking immediately !


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: January 5th, 2006 - 01:24 pm		  (Link)
Well it's either that or Wayne Brady Jimbo Jones is gonna hafta choke a bitch.


 
[User Picture] From: billyfleetwood
Date: January 5th, 2006 - 01:23 pm		  (Link)
She wants you to punish her.


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: January 5th, 2006 - 01:29 pm		  (Link)


 
[User Picture] From: perich
Date: January 5th, 2006 - 03:53 pm		  (Link)
While I do not deny or challenge your right to be aggravated, this strikes me as an entirely consistent level of insanity for a female.

My response was more, "Damn, bro," then "Oh my god, REALLY?"

Happens to us all.


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: January 5th, 2006 - 04:51 pm		  (Link)
Possession of a vagina is not adequate excuse for that level of insanity, if'n you ask me.

I plan to adhere to my "begin consuming alcohol at first sight" response.


 
[User Picture] From: bubblerella
Date: January 5th, 2006 - 08:35 pm		  (Link)
You are doing better than I would have.. My response would had been "Who the fuck asked you bitch?" But then I am nice that way.

The instant alcohol response is good too, tho.

Perhaps you can do both?


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