Ever sat at the same table in a crowded public place with a girl so bitter and frustrated that she snarled out at any random men who happened to be within eye and earshot - making eye contact when possible - "Why do all men have to be so FAT AND UGLY? WHY ARE THEY ALL FAT... AND... UGLY?!"
... at about 1PM on a Saturday afternoon?
... when all concerned were cold sober?
While the weekend did have more memorable moments, that one still cracks me up every time I think about it. =)