January 18th, 2006


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jimbojones
04:03 am - boggle
Ever sat at the same table in a crowded public place with a girl so bitter and frustrated that she snarled out at any random men who happened to be within eye and earshot - making eye contact when possible - "Why do all men have to be so FAT AND UGLY?  WHY ARE THEY ALL FAT... AND... UGLY?!"

... at about 1PM on a Saturday afternoon?

... when all concerned were cold sober?

While the weekend did have more memorable moments, that one still cracks me up every time I think about it. =)

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[User Picture] From: discogravy
Date: January 18th, 2006 - 11:30 am
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dude, you're blind! she wants you!


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: January 18th, 2006 - 12:27 pm
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Ha. Um, no.

Or at the very least, irrelevant.


 
[User Picture] From: zeldappa
Date: January 18th, 2006 - 01:03 pm
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Amen, sista, amen.


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: January 18th, 2006 - 07:32 pm
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I could not in a bajillion years picture you doing this. She was actually making eye contact with strange men - as many as possible - and snarling while saying this. It was incredible.

Had they been there, the crew of Jerry Springer might well have winced in utter disbelief.


 
[User Picture] From: clme
Date: January 18th, 2006 - 02:19 pm
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I'm going to assume here that she was rather homely herself?

At least fat and ugly is a step up from 'self centered assholes' I guess :)


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: January 18th, 2006 - 06:00 pm
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I wouldn't go so far as to call her "homely"; she's actually pretty cute. I think a lot of the problem is that she used to be smokin' hot, and got used to guys falling all over her no matter how much of a bitch she was or how little attempt she made to be appealing... and since then she's gained weight but hasn't changed the 'tude.

Not a winning combo.

(Perfect icon, btw.)


 
[User Picture] From: soulranger
Date: January 18th, 2006 - 07:04 pm
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I would say that's a pretty good guess. But more importantly, was her sister cute?


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: January 18th, 2006 - 07:13 pm
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Her sister's a fox.


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