Yes, I'm single in case you were wondering. I really need to start going on more dates. I see it as kind of like training, should I end up on a reality TV show. They've upped the stakes, man. You go on one of these shows without serious dating skills, and you will get dunked on. If I had been Joe Millionaire, The first show would have been me drunkenly hooking up with the stupidest girl there, I would have spent the next 4 episodes in my room playing video games, while all the women talked about how great it would be to be best friends forever with a guy worth 50 million bucks. the last episode would have been a two hour special where instead of a choosing ceremony, it would have been Zora crying on my shoulder cause she hooked up with one of the cameramen and now he won't return her calls.I keep reading this guy's journal and thinking "why the fuck didn't I say that?"
The answer, of course, is "because he's funnier than you are."
Bastard.
