February 25th, 2003


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jimbojones
01:34 pm - crosspasted from billyfleetwood's journal
Yes, I'm single in case you were wondering. I really need to start going on more dates. I see it as kind of like training, should I end up on a reality TV show. They've upped the stakes, man. You go on one of these shows without serious dating skills, and you will get dunked on. If I had been Joe Millionaire, The first show would have been me drunkenly hooking up with the stupidest girl there, I would have spent the next 4 episodes in my room playing video games, while all the women talked about how great it would be to be best friends forever with a guy worth 50 million bucks. the last episode would have been a two hour special where instead of a choosing ceremony, it would have been Zora crying on my shoulder cause she hooked up with one of the cameramen and now he won't return her calls.
I keep reading this guy's journal and thinking "why the fuck didn't I say that?"

The answer, of course, is "because he's funnier than you are."

Bastard.

 
Current Mood: envious
Current Music: Skee-Lo - I Wish

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From: cpf
Date: February 25th, 2003 - 07:44 am
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It disturbs me that you have listed yourself as a friend of yourself.

From now on I'm calling you Sybil.


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: February 25th, 2003 - 07:52 am
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How can I love you if I don't love myself?


 
From: aviatrix440
Date: February 25th, 2003 - 09:10 am
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Wittiness

The answer, of course, is "because he's funnier than you are."

Errrm... no he's not!

::hurries back to own journal to take herself off her own friend's list::




 
[User Picture] From: bubblerella
Date: February 25th, 2003 - 09:39 am
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I am glad I am not the only person that feels this way when reading his journal.. hMMM

Of course I am just not that damn witty nor that dedicated to think anymore.

I think i will just clutter my journal with useless quizes and shit. Nothing good ever happens with me. WELL last nite it did.. and then today it didn't. Hmm.

I am rambling.. NEVERMIND!



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