Brown-san is the most annoying motherfucker ever.
If Brown-san and Tanaka-san had their gakki-shiken (final exams), Tanaka-san will ask Brown-san how he did, and he will - guaranteed - have done extremely well. At which point Tanaka-san - also guaranteed - will disconsolately state that she flunked hers for sure. If there is studying to be done, you can damn well bet that it's Brown-san who has the master plan, and Tanaka-san or Yamada-san will be asking if they can go to the library to study with him. Weekend trip? You guessed it, Brown-san already has a fabulous expedition to somewhere or another planned, and poor Tanaka-san will be left saying "oh, that sounds like so much fun..." and waiting hopefully for Brown-san to condescendingly offer "oh, wouldn't you like to go too?"
In today's dialogue, Brown-san is going to Kamakura to see the Great Buddha, and scope some old temples, and then he's going to the beach. As usual, Tanaka-san makes puppy dog eyes at him, at which point he invites her, at which point - naturally - she starts going apeshit about how she'll make him sushi for lunch and buy him drinks and etc. When she asks him if he has a camera, naturally he not only has a camera... but it's an expensive, brand new camera. And of course he'll bring it, for his good lil' buddy Tanaka-san!
I have come to loathe Brown-san. He is an insufferable pompous jerk. On my third repetition of copying this crap today, I found myself changing her side of the dialogue.
Brown-san: "Issho ni ikimasen ka?" (wouldn't you like to go with me?)
Tanaka-san: "Iie, anata wa dame desu yo. 'Burichi' o nonde kudasai." (No, you are [definitely] a bad person. Please drink bleach.)
I have officially been reading this shit too long.
