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: Zen Bastard (jimbojones) wrote,
2006-10-31 22:20:00

Zen Bastard
jimbojones
2006-10-31 22:20:00

I dictated this to a goat

why the hell would anybody actually WANT to post to their journal by using Jabber to talk to a bot? I don't know. But I just did.

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