|(23:58:13) Jimbosworldorg: come on|
(23:58:21) Jimbosworldorg: that story OWNS for "fucked-up friend-of-a-friend story day"
(23:58:23) Jimbosworldorg: and you know this
(23:58:57) fakinitallalong: I'm so glad my awkward sexual dalliances make for good lunch-time one-upping stories
(23:59:05) Jimbosworldorg: Dude. They so do.
(23:59:19) fakinitallalong: I hate you for at least the next seven and a half minutes.