In more upbeat news, my job is paying me handsomely to walk around on the beach and stay for free in an oceanfront room with a private balcony for a week. It ain't five star, but it's damn nice regardless, and having my own microwave and fridge in addition to the private oceanview balcony makes it even better.
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go cry, emo kid
In more upbeat news, my job is paying me handsomely to walk around on the beach and stay for free in an oceanfront room with a private balcony for a week. It ain't five star, but it's damn nice regardless, and having my own microwave and fridge in addition to the private oceanview balcony makes it even better.
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a freak of culture, like a white girl with cornrows
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