05:34 pm - panel van crashed into your property? it's more likely than you think! update: talked to the owner of Tropic-Aire (which is a patio furniture store, not an A/C place as I had incorrectly assumed).
His employee got to feeling sick last night and went home, LEAVING THE KEYS IN THE VAN. This in spite of the fact that the tags had already been stolen off the van about ten days ago, ie "crime in your lot after hours is not a surprise".