November 10th, 2007


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jimbojones
10:28 pm - I damn near made a mess
I didn't notice what was up with the glass until I'd already picked it up to try to take the first sip.



That place was fucking weird. And kinda pricey.


 

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[User Picture] From: staringgoldfish
Date: November 11th, 2007 - 12:40 am
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That doesn't look particularly wise on the house's part.


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: November 11th, 2007 - 12:49 am
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It's a bitch to drink out of even stone cold sober. ESPECIALLY once the glass starts to sweat.

The interior volume is the same as that of a normal highball glass, too... meaning that in order to get an actual highball IN the motherfucker, you have to fill it ALL the way to the lower rim.

When I commented on the glass to the waitress, she said "well if you keep buying more, they get straighter!" I stared at her like she'd grown a third eye in the middle of her forehead and it was weeping feces.


 
[User Picture] From: staringgoldfish
Date: November 11th, 2007 - 02:35 am
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1) Emily jumped a little in her chair when she saw that. "ACK! Why would a bar . . . why?"

B) "I stared at her like she'd grown a third eye in the middle of her forehead and it was weeping feces."

Mind if I steal that?


 
[User Picture] From: marys_second
Date: November 11th, 2007 - 10:43 am
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Oh, that's bullshit. I can understand how it looked like a good idea on paper but the owner should have figured out his mistake by now.

And what the hell is that pink thing in the picture?


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: November 11th, 2007 - 01:07 pm
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That's the handle of the little cutting board the pre-meal loaf-o-bread comes on. It's not really pink; it's just that, well, that's a cell phone picture. Nuff said.


 
[User Picture] From: wanton_bliss
Date: November 11th, 2007 - 12:22 pm
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Sorry, I know I should be looking at the glass, but I'm too distracted by the arc of silly putty on the left.


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: November 11th, 2007 - 07:54 pm
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admit it: it's the subtly phallic shape of the part in frame. the slight seemingly scrotal downward curve captured you and wouldn't let you go.


 
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Date: November 11th, 2007 - 06:22 pm
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[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: November 11th, 2007 - 07:53 pm
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The Black Bull, on Knox Abbott Drive. You know, that big restaurant that you're always like "... is that place even open?" if you drive by, even though it has a huge banner outside proclaiming that it is, for lunch and dinner.

The menu is pretty weird. Sort of mixed Mediterranean - some greek, some middle eastern, some italian, and just to top the whole fucking thing off the dish I had that night was paella. It wasn't BAD, but it wasn't anything like actual paella either. And the greek sausage slices in it were fucking awful, I picked those out after biting into the first one. Blecch. Coriander like it's going out of style.


 
[User Picture] From: clme
Date: November 12th, 2007 - 01:38 am
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I bet they were hand-blown rejects from Pier One. The glass shit at Pier One is always crooked and breaks easily.

*pun about hand-blown-rejects*

Thats all I got.


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