March 9th, 2008

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03:18 am - sailors and rednecks
Went to tnertnoir's tonight to catch a little bit of his birthday(ish) party. I couldn't stay too late, since I have to get up relatively early in the morning, but I did get there at just the right time to see some good-old-fashioned "this is why you don't pass out drunk at the party" hijinks - I felt like I was in the Navy again!

When I walked in the room, P-Blake handed me a Sharpie and instructed me to begin doodling. "Cocks goes here" with the arrow pointing south was my contribution.

Somebody broke out the superglue. Ohhhhh, shit.

Evil little redhead is evil. Hot, but evil. Remind me not to fall asleep near her, she was seriously fucking merciless. Ultimately, the lighter didn't seem to want to stay glued to his neck...

... but that's okay, she got it to stay super-glued to his back instead.

Current Mood: amused

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[User Picture] From: wanton_bliss
Date: March 9th, 2008 - 03:28 pm
As I see it, she did the guy a favor. Spare change, tunes, or a cigarette and a light... never really out of reach.

He is a smoker, right?

[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: March 9th, 2008 - 04:54 pm
Yes, he is.

She also glued breakfast (sour gummy worms) to his left foot.

[User Picture] From: clme
Date: March 9th, 2008 - 04:21 pm
Bonus points if you didn't even know the guy before this party.

[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: March 9th, 2008 - 04:52 pm
as it turns out, no I did not.

I didn't do anything to him that couldn't be ignored (as long as he had a shirt on), though.

[User Picture] From: lisa_e_is_me
Date: March 9th, 2008 - 08:46 pm
SUPERGLUE?!?!?!?!? Wow. I have definitely been out of the late-night party world for a long time if this is what happens when people pass out while others are still awake. These days I do all my crazy all-nighters at home, and so far Charles hasn't superglued anything to me yet. I probably won't tell him this is what goes on, just so he doesn't get any ideas.

[User Picture] From: enotnert
Date: March 9th, 2008 - 11:04 pm
well, he forgot the rules you know. . . and fell asleep with his shoes on.

If he would have taken them off, he would have been glue free.

[User Picture] From: xkisses
Date: March 12th, 2008 - 03:13 am
Navy, or college? Kidding.

Poor fucker. He should learn there's no graduating from Getting Hazed While Passed Out School.

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