I look up at him quizzically and ask "what's got you down about your job?" and he says - I kid you not - "I am tired of dealing with incompetent jackasses."
I almost fucking DIED laughing, and advised him not to start a new career in IT.
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jimbojones) wrote,
Zen Bastard
jimbojones
don't quit your day job
I look up at him quizzically and ask "what's got you down about your job?" and he says - I kid you not - "I am tired of dealing with incompetent jackasses."
I almost fucking DIED laughing, and advised him not to start a new career in IT.
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Last night, cuddling and talking and kissing while a thunderstorm boomed outside, I asked Janis to marry me. She said yes. We're getting…
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I swear to god, your honor, she said she was 32
"Hey, was that your laptop in the living room?" "No, mine's in the corner, in the pink book bag. Under the Spider-Man sheets." "..." " Shut up."
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