I look up at him quizzically and ask "what's got you down about your job?" and he says - I kid you not - "I am tired of dealing with incompetent jackasses."
I almost fucking DIED laughing, and advised him not to start a new career in IT.
My friend Trey was looking for a netbook for his wife this Christmas. It needed to be as cheap as possible (her restriction, not his) - she actually…
Her: Did you see [particular person in crowded area]? Me: Doesn't ring a bell. Her: I'm talking about the one [add details]. Me: Sorry, don't think…
$customer has some of those god awful "control panel" servers... not Plesk, but the same concept. You get the idea. $vendor is forcing him to do a…