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: Zen Bastard (jimbojones) wrote,
2003-03-22 03:20:00

Zen Bastard
jimbojones
2003-03-22 03:20:00

Mood: amused
Music: NWA - Dopeman

word up to Salah

Dude, you missed a category - "Strawberry: the chick overheard in the kitchen expressing a desire to 'suck cock for cigarettes' right before going outside to ask a random smoker what she has to do to get a cigarette, and expressing disappointment when the answer is 'smile'."

Or maybe that was just this one party.

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word up to Salah

only two ways to stand out

freak of culture like a white girl with cornrows

a freak of culture, like a white girl with cornrows

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