Zen Bastard (jimbojones) wrote,
Zen Bastard
jimbojones
  • Mood: amused
  • Music: NWA - Dopeman

word up to Salah

Dude, you missed a category - "Strawberry: the chick overheard in the kitchen expressing a desire to 'suck cock for cigarettes' right before going outside to ask a random smoker what she has to do to get a cigarette, and expressing disappointment when the answer is 'smile'."

Or maybe that was just this one party.
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