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: Zen Bastard (jimbojones) wrote,
2003-03-22 03:20:00

Zen Bastard
jimbojones
2003-03-22 03:20:00

Mood: amused
Music: NWA - Dopeman

word up to Salah

Dude, you missed a category - "Strawberry: the chick overheard in the kitchen expressing a desire to 'suck cock for cigarettes' right before going outside to ask a random smoker what she has to do to get a cigarette, and expressing disappointment when the answer is 'smile'."

Or maybe that was just this one party.

Well, I finally got an e-reader.

So, I finally got an e-reader today. After getting Janis a Nook Color for her birthday, I found it intriguing enough to take the plunge and get my…
so I brood on top of a roof for a while in my usual fashion

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I haz a son. I haz a son... I HAZ A SON!

Jacob Ruffin Salter, aka "Finn", was born at 0530 on 10/11/10, weighing in at a whopping 10lbs 9oz and 20.5" long. The two most frequent comments…

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word up to Salah

Well, I finally got an e-reader.

so I brood on top of a roof for a while in my usual fashion

I haz a son. I haz a son... I HAZ A SON!

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