September 6th, 2008

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[User Picture] From: zeldappa
Date: September 6th, 2008 - 07:05 pm
haha! I was wondering just yesterday what you've been up to. Now I know. Congrats!

[User Picture] From: jette
Date: September 6th, 2008 - 07:16 pm
Oh fuck. Congrats!

But dude - take this post down until the first trimester is over! (Old mother's superstition.)

[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: September 6th, 2008 - 10:02 pm
Don't worry TOO much, I was sandbagging - that pic's from July. ;-)

[User Picture] From: jette
Date: September 6th, 2008 - 11:48 pm
Sweet! :-) :-) :-) :-)

From: treyh37
Date: September 7th, 2008 - 08:59 pm
if thats from july... feb-march birth right?

[User Picture] From: electricia
Date: September 6th, 2008 - 07:40 pm

You're not wasting any time, eh? :) Congrats to both of you! It's going to be a crazy and awesome year!

[User Picture] From: wanton_bliss
Date: September 6th, 2008 - 08:01 pm

Dude pees like a lady

Wait, all this time we were calling you a closet homo we should have instead been calling you a woman?

From: five_speed
Date: September 6th, 2008 - 08:59 pm

[User Picture] From: discogravy
Date: September 6th, 2008 - 10:13 pm
My congratulations to j33r.

[User Picture] From: pantsnotneeded
Date: September 7th, 2008 - 12:38 am

[User Picture] From: marys_second
Date: September 7th, 2008 - 12:32 am
Congratulations! Are you going to find out which sex the baby is or are you in the surprise me camp?

[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: September 7th, 2008 - 01:31 am
We're only gonna get the one ultrasound for all-around diagnostic purposes. If the kid gives the tech the money shot, we wanna know. If the kid's feeling shy, we'll do this shit Groundhog Day style.

[User Picture] From: staringgoldfish
Date: September 7th, 2008 - 05:02 am
Congrats to the both of you.

[User Picture] From: starfyer
Date: September 7th, 2008 - 05:16 am

[User Picture] From: freakout
Date: September 7th, 2008 - 05:39 am
I was going to say the exact same thing!

[User Picture] From: bitchness
Date: September 7th, 2008 - 06:03 am

[User Picture] From: scarlett723
Date: September 7th, 2008 - 05:52 pm
This was pretty much my reaction as well.

[User Picture] From: starfyer
Date: September 8th, 2008 - 05:28 pm
Ahahaha. I knew I liked you.

[User Picture] From: clme
Date: September 7th, 2008 - 05:43 am
I stared at that picture for a good two minutes before I realized what it was. Then my eyes jumped out of my head and I had to pick them up off the desk before the cats grabbed them and hid under the bed again. Dust bunnies and kitty spit are not good for my eyes.

Following that brief experience with eye-trauma I had to open the thread to make sure it was you and your wife-to-be, rather than jeer trying to kill a rabbit. Or some random whore. Or a specific whore. Or anyone with a whip and a cheese grater.

The worst thing I ever heard someone say in response to being told about a pregnancy was "Congratulations boy, you plugged the hole. We didn't think you had it in you." I'm tempted to come up with something worse than that but a) It would only be humorous for shock value and b) I'm sure it would come back to haunt me later.

So, with that said: Congratulations. Kris and I wish you well, and we're sure the two of you are going to be better than average parents. Much better than average.

Dont let him or her play with matches until they're at least four.

[User Picture] From: blue_canary
Date: September 7th, 2008 - 06:18 pm

Congratulations daddy jimbo!

[User Picture] From: lisa_e_is_me
Date: September 15th, 2008 - 02:56 pm
I just realized as I was bringing this matter to Linda's attention, who also had missed it completely, that I left the comment to this entry in the wrong place, so I just wanted to say here, CONGRATULATIONS! And also, HOLY SHIT!

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