The wife had to point out the possibility of "worth the gestation" to me. It didn't even occur to me.
I find it extremely difficult to believe that ANYBODY in this day and age would either fail to see the "wait until she's old enough to fuck" angle, OR find it so unlikely an interpretation as to be a good idea to put on a onesie.
Then again, I am the guy who bought her an infant T-shirt that says:
The look you gave me when you saw that shirt was priceless :P
To be fair, my sister DID try for over a year to have a baby, was 37 by the time her daughter arrived, and 9 months IS a long flipping time to walk around preggers :o) So the sentiment was probably not confusing for HER.
I swear to god that I only saw the gestation angle and I was so freaking 'Why is jimbo flipping?? Why aren't I getting this?!?!?!' that I came back to check it out to see if the answer would be in the comments.
It's not that I'm pure, it's that babies are and the thought of something SO VILE being printed on an infant onsie was beyond my ability to process.
Jesus christ jimbo! Light the fucking thing on fire.
This furthers my proof that I am innocent. I actually thought of the 9 months of pregnancy first when I saw this... Of course about 3 seconds later I thought of the sex angle..
Kind of reminds me of the t-shirt on the teenager saying "Work in Progress" over the chest and then underneath with an arrow pointing down the words "Good to go"... Not many ways you can spin that one.