Assuming that I actually like the person on the other end of the equation, I have three sexual conditions:
I pretty much have to accept the evidence of my own eyes, which tells me that the vast majority of people (of EITHER gender) start losing interest in the sexual end of any given relationship once it gets past a certain stage. But I sure as hell don't grok it, baby.
- GET OVER HERE!
- Okay, I'm not in the mood at the moment, but with a little snuggling-with-malice-aforethought first... awwwww, yeah. C'mere.
- Jesus CHRIST woman this is the fifth time TODAY, are you trying to KILL ME?