I work in the smallbiz sector. Small business is busy actually accomplishing work-related objectives; it rarely has either the resources or the inclination to maintain minions whose raison d'etre is to pore over people's blogs looking for some reason not to hire them.
(Also, I doubt I'd enjoy working anywhere without a sense of humor.)
Fpfpfpfpfffft, you don't have to be my SUPAR SEKRUT LJ FRIEND to find that shit funny. That was one wack-ass dream. =)
And, yeah, new baby much. Although really in this case it's more "wife wanted to talk about making me move my office somewhere else in the house after we went to bed", with predictable result "CANT SLEEP MIND SPINNING ARGH."