Zen Bastard (jimbojones) wrote,
Zen Bastard
jimbojones

only two ways to stand out

Her: Did you see [particular person in crowded area]?
Me: Doesn't ring a bell.
Her: I'm talking about the one [add details].
Me: Sorry, don't think so.
Her: But they really [more details], almost like [exaggerated depiction].
Me: Honey, you pay a LOT more attention to individual people in crowded areas than I do. In general, if it doesn't look like it needs fighting or wants fucking, I probably didn't notice it.


I might be a Neanderthal, but at least I'm in touch with who I am, right?
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