October 11th, 2003

vote pie

girls are funny.

If you ever wanted to get an entire table full of good-looking girls to stop their conversation dead in its tracks and look at you interestedly, this is how you do it:

1. Leave table to go to the bar and talk to a cute girl you've never met before
2. Keep an animated conversation going for an hour or so
3. Smile, do the shake-hands-and-hug goodbye thing with the cute girl
4. Come back to the table
5. When asked if you "got the digits", say no
6. When asked why not, say "well, honestly, right now I need another woman in my life like I need a hole in the head."

It'll be like an oldskool Sprint commercial pin-dropping moment up in that motherfucker. Guaranteed.
  • Current Music
    Big Daddy Kane - Pimpin' Ain't Easy