April 15th, 2005

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sorry for the clip show

If you just can't make it through the day without seeing another ten seconds of me with the Nascartographer lip plumage, there's always this bit from April 2001:

I accidentally bought the world's most homosexual lighter yesterday... it's gay, it's damned gay, but unfortunately it's in the closet enough that I didn't realize that until after I became its owner.

Click here (DivX AVI, 452K) to find out wtf I'm talking about.
That really was a seriously gay lighter.