June 11th, 2003


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jimbojones
10:43 am - Ha ha, only serious
Attorney General Ashcroft is visiting an elementary school. After the typical civics presentation, he announces, "All right, boys and girls, you can all ask me questions now."

A young boy named Bobby raises his hand and says, "I have three questions:

1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil liberties?
3. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet?"

Just then the bell sounds and all the kids run out to the playground.
Fifteen minutes later, the kids come back in class and Ashcroft says,
"I'm sorry we were interrupted by the bell. Now, you can all ask me
questions."

A young girl raises her hand and says, "I have five questions:

1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil liberties?
3. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet?
4. Why did the bell go off 20 minutes early?
5. Where's Bobby?"

 
Current Mood: angry
Current Music: Tupac Shakur - Definition of a Thug Nigga

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From: ex_motel666812
Date: June 11th, 2003 - 12:16 pm
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*laughing*

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo


 
[User Picture] From: blue_canary
Date: June 11th, 2003 - 05:02 pm
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WELL, BOBBY SHOULD HAVE LOVED AMERICA OBVIOUSLY HE DID NOT SUPPORT OUR TROOPS ~POWER OF PRIDE~ THESE COLORS DON'T RUN!!!!!!!!!! /dittomonkey


 
[User Picture] From: apotheon
Date: June 16th, 2003 - 12:50 am
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I can't decide whether I should be laughing or crying. Maybe I'll do both.


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