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: Zen Bastard (jimbojones) wrote,
2003-06-15 03:17:00

Zen Bastard
jimbojones
2003-06-15 03:17:00

Mood: amused
Music: Bloodhound Gang - You're Pretty When I'm Drunk

driving and introspection go together like the rhythm method and pregnancy

I've always been mystified by the "beer goggles" phenomenon guys are always talking about, where supposedly alcohol makes them hit on ugly girls. I never understood that, because I never felt in the slightest affected by it - my motto, which I've been known to refer to as "Jimbo's First Rule of Alcohol", is "you can drink a plain woman pretty, you can drink a pretty woman gorgeous, but ugly... is just... fucking... ugly."

But during the several hours today that I was driving and not dealing with spontaneously exploding tires, while musing over this, I realized something: when I'm drunk, I hit on the really dumb, annoying ones.

So I guess I'm not invulnerable after all... my priorities are just different.

I haz a son. I haz a son... I HAZ A SON!

Jacob Ruffin Salter, aka "Finn", was born at 0530 on 10/11/10, weighing in at a whopping 10lbs 9oz and 20.5" long. The two most frequent comments…
stand by for breaking news: no shens, repeat, NO SHENS.

Last night, cuddling and talking and kissing while a thunderstorm boomed outside, I asked Janis to marry me. She said yes. We're getting…
I swear to god, your honor, she said she was 32

"Hey, was that your laptop in the living room?" "No, mine's in the corner, in the pink book bag. Under the Spider-Man sheets." "..." " Shut up."

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driving and introspection go together like the rhythm method and pregnancy

I haz a son. I haz a son... I HAZ A SON!

stand by for breaking news: no shens, repeat, NO SHENS.

I swear to god, your honor, she said she was 32

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