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: Zen Bastard (jimbojones) wrote,
2003-06-15 03:17:00

Zen Bastard
jimbojones
2003-06-15 03:17:00

Mood: amused
Music: Bloodhound Gang - You're Pretty When I'm Drunk

driving and introspection go together like the rhythm method and pregnancy

I've always been mystified by the "beer goggles" phenomenon guys are always talking about, where supposedly alcohol makes them hit on ugly girls. I never understood that, because I never felt in the slightest affected by it - my motto, which I've been known to refer to as "Jimbo's First Rule of Alcohol", is "you can drink a plain woman pretty, you can drink a pretty woman gorgeous, but ugly... is just... fucking... ugly."

But during the several hours today that I was driving and not dealing with spontaneously exploding tires, while musing over this, I realized something: when I'm drunk, I hit on the really dumb, annoying ones.

So I guess I'm not invulnerable after all... my priorities are just different.

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driving and introspection go together like the rhythm method and pregnancy

only two ways to stand out

freak of culture like a white girl with cornrows

a freak of culture, like a white girl with cornrows

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