Zen Bastard (jimbojones) wrote,
Zen Bastard
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I am a cynical, cynical man.

  
Lately, deep in the wee hours of the morning, Cartoon Network / Adult Swim keeps playing these commercials for Jesus-Rock CD compilations. And the crowds are always FULL of teenage and early-twenty-something girls, carefully brushed and freshly scrubbed and neatly dressed and fairly glowing with their obvious and almost painfully wholesome desire to be Good Little Girls in the eyes of their Lord, as they sway deliriously to the Jesus Chords in a transport of eyes-closed religious ecstasy.

And surely I can't be the ONLY one looking over this whole scene and thinking "man, you could knock any one of these girls over with a feather and she'd land flat on her back with her ankles tucked behind her ears."

... right?

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