July 26th, 2003

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03:19 am - I am a cynical, cynical man.
Lately, deep in the wee hours of the morning, Cartoon Network / Adult Swim keeps playing these commercials for Jesus-Rock CD compilations. And the crowds are always FULL of teenage and early-twenty-something girls, carefully brushed and freshly scrubbed and neatly dressed and fairly glowing with their obvious and almost painfully wholesome desire to be Good Little Girls in the eyes of their Lord, as they sway deliriously to the Jesus Chords in a transport of eyes-closed religious ecstasy.

And surely I can't be the ONLY one looking over this whole scene and thinking "man, you could knock any one of these girls over with a feather and she'd land flat on her back with her ankles tucked behind her ears."

... right?
Current Mood: cheerfully jaded
Current Music: The Eagles - Teenage Jail

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From: ttocsnai
Date: July 26th, 2003 - 12:49 am
You're dead fucking on.

You ever see that 'What Would Jesus Drive' commercial?


[User Picture] From: dabble
Date: July 26th, 2003 - 01:46 am

"...she'd land flat on her back with her ankles tucked behind her ears"


*stops breathing*

*laughs for a month!!!*


[User Picture] From: starfyer
Date: July 26th, 2003 - 04:30 am
haha. Awww, Jim. :)

[User Picture] From: fakie1080
Date: July 26th, 2003 - 08:02 am
Now that would be an impressive manoveur

From: aduncous
Date: July 26th, 2003 - 10:34 am

Biblical hookers rock!

...There was never any doubt in my mind that Jesus is a raunchy sex-fiend. I mean, anyone who thinks nothing of Magdalen always hanging around is just plain naive.

[User Picture] From: starfyer
Date: July 26th, 2003 - 10:46 am

Re: Biblical hookers rock!

I had a RELIGION teacher at CATHOLIC school when we were in MIDDLE school who told us that Jesus "was a party animal" and "probably slept with a lot of women".

God, I loved that woman.

From: aduncous
Date: July 26th, 2003 - 12:49 pm

Re: Biblical hookers rock!

Ha! I knew it!

(God bless the scant-few awesome, liberal middle school teachers in this world!)

[User Picture] From: vyacheslav
Date: July 26th, 2003 - 10:46 am
When I saw that picture at first, without reading the text, I thought it was a porn ad, like for phone sex or something.

[User Picture] From: scarlett723
Date: July 26th, 2003 - 03:18 pm
haha, me too

[User Picture] From: quinnlove
Date: July 28th, 2003 - 07:27 am

You're a bad, bad man.

But clever, of course. And madly attractive. And completely right about the Jesus ads. We need to have a naked party, I mean revival meeting sometime soon.

[User Picture] From: blue_canary
Date: July 29th, 2003 - 11:30 am
OMG. Shiny skin, bad makeup, looks as if she hasn't been eating well, glazed over complexion, "this sucks, but I'm desperate so I have to pretend I love it" expression...definitely has the potential as a low-ranking internet porn chick! Wow.

From: five_speed
Date: August 6th, 2003 - 07:06 pm
Heh heh...you said "box." (As in "fusebox")

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