Zen Bastard (jimbojones) wrote,
Zen Bastard
jimbojones
  • Mood: amused
  • Music: Meat Puppets - Backwater

omg India is gay

Hahahaha what the fuck man, Fox has been running ads for this new piece of shit all-CGI movie called "Son of Aladdin" lately, and it amazes me every time I see it. It's apparently intended for theatrical release - not just made-for-TV or direct-to-video - but this shit literally wouldn't cut it as modern game cutscene footage. I think it might have been rendered on a Super Nintendo, or possibly rendered realtime on a classic Playstation. You could probably render it on a Celeron in realtime and have CPU cycles left over for SETI.

Anyway so I finally got curious enough to go looking it up on the intarweb, and finally managed to follow a chain of links through investor pages for the company that makes it to the actual movie promo page. Nobody but me actually cares, which is why it was so hard to find - more people have actually linked to the COMPANY FINANCIALS PAGE than the damn movie promo. But anyway, it turns out to be a "Penta-Media Graphics" production. Penta-Media Graphics being, at least according to themselves, India's premiere graphics and animation company.

Think I'm bullshitting you about how bad this thing is? Check it (ASF, 300kbps).

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