Zen Bastard (jimbojones) wrote,
Zen Bastard
jimbojones
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An open letter to a retard who'll never see it

  
Even if I was GOING to buy Viagra from some jackass that spammed me twice a day every day, I would buy it from one of the OTHER jackasses that wants me to buy Viagra and spams me twice a day every day but has at least figured out that you can't just type raw tags into the goddamn email and expect it to show up as HTML on the other end without proper encoding.

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PS to one of the other idiots that keeps spamming me: I don't actually WANT my dick to be three inches longer. Even if your pills worked. Which they don't.

PPS to the people that keep BUYING this shit, without whom the spammers wouldn't keep DOING this: you suck, you are retarded, and you should get off the intarweb. and stay off. NOW. kthxbye!
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