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August 29th, 2003
  jimbojones
 | 11:45 pm - An open letter to a retard who'll never see it
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PS to one of the other idiots that keeps spamming me: I don't actually WANT my dick to be three inches longer. Even if your pills worked. Which they don't.
PPS to the people that keep BUYING this shit, without whom the spammers wouldn't keep DOING this: you suck, you are retarded, and you should get off the intarweb. and stay off. NOW. kthxbye!
Current Mood: annoyed
Current Music: Sum 41 - Fat Lip
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