September 21st, 2003


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jimbojones
03:32 am - it's a weird life, but I like it
 
3:30 AM, and I'm looking for pictures of snails fucking and talking about mongoose tits. (Females within the same species can have different numbers - some have four, others have six. Do you think how many tits a mongoose has would be equivalent to how big a human girl's tits are?)

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[User Picture] From: ravenword
Date: September 20th, 2003 - 08:35 pm
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so since snakes have forked penises, would a trident penis be superhawt?


 
From: agingyoungrebel
Date: September 21st, 2003 - 08:21 pm
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# "Do you think how many tits a mongoose has would be equivalent to how big a human girl's tits are?"

Now THAT is a worthy question to ponder on a Monday morning...


 
From: aduncous
Date: September 22nd, 2003 - 03:12 am
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I, of course, immediately thought that was some sort of illustration of the inner ear. Not that I'm obsessed or anything.

Snail sex is just hot frottage, then? Oh yeah!


 
[User Picture] From: ravenword
Date: September 22nd, 2003 - 05:52 am
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Snail sex is just hot frottage, then? Oh yeah!


Oh no. It's so much more than that... in a scary sort of way.


 
From: aduncous
Date: September 22nd, 2003 - 06:08 am
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::thoughtfully munches on her grapes::

"...an organ that normally digests the vast majority of received sperm."

"digest" really is the grossest verb possible when referring to an act with snail sperm. Also, I think the word "mucous" was somewhere in that sentence. Ouch. Right on my lunch break, too.
:)


 
[User Picture] From: screed
Date: September 22nd, 2003 - 07:43 am
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if yo uthink that's interesting, check out the sea hare orgies sometime.


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