This is an earth-shattering enough event for me that I immediatelyspent the next four hours fixing it. So immediately, in fact, that sometime around noon when I finally got the problems all identified, repaired, and verified... I realized I was still absolutely stark-ass naked. Somebody should put a neon sign out over the door - All Nude Server Maintenance! SYSADMINS, SYSADMINS, SYSADMINS!
But before they do that, they should do something to put me in a better mood, 'cause I'm still pretty damn cranky.