Therefore, in order to prevent any further unnecessary misunderstanding, allow me to present the following on her behalf:
- The fucklist is potentially open to U.S. residents 18 years of age and older.
- Employees, family members, and former fucklist winners are not eligible for the current fucklist.
- Limit one entry per person.
- All decisions of Laural's with regard to the awarding of booty, the selection of winners and the interpretation of these rules are final. Each entrant, by virtue of entering the contest, agrees to accept Laural's decision as final.
- All winners will be notified by Laural. Laural is not responsible for any mechanical telephone error, failure or omission; lost or misdirected mail, faxes or e-mail; neglect on the part of the US Postal Service; or e-mail service disruption.
- Acceptance of booty may be time-sensitive. Laural is not under any obligation to make good booty that may expire following the award date.
- Booty that is arranged for will-call or pickup becomes the responsibility of the venue hosting the preliminaries. Laural is not responsible for booty that is lost at the venue or for errors or oversight at given venues.
- Laural reserves the right at any time to award booty to another eligible winner drawn at random in the event booty, for any reason, cannot be utilized by the original winner or in the event the original winner does not meet eligibility requirements. If a winner fails to accept booty for any reason, no make-good booty will be awarded nor will there be replacements for the forfeited booty.
- Winners accept responsibility for all taxes, tips and other liabilities. Substitution of booty is not permitted. Booty is not transferable, assignable or redeemable for cash.
- By entering, participants agree to release, discharge and hold harmless Laural, including all friends, housemates, random LJ readers, forum buddies and random AIM correspondents from any and all liability, loss, damage or injury resulting from participation in this or any other promotion.
- There is no purchase necessary. Void where prohibited.
- Copies of official contest rules are available to the public by writing to firstname.lastname@example.org.
* disclaimer to the disclaimers: the above was compiled and posted utterly without any actual input from Laural herself. hey, it's a dirty job, but somebody had to do it...