other peoples' girlfriends suck

Any of you Columbia LJ people feel like going out and doing something later this week, or this coming weekend? I need to get the hell outta my house, and all my local friends are currently buried deep, deep in The Girlfriend Hole and haven't seen the light of day (or the streetlights of night) for weeks. Rotten bastards.

Interested applicants apply here or email me - the addy's in my profile.