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: Zen Bastard (jimbojones) wrote,
2003-02-03 14:59:00

Zen Bastard
jimbojones
2003-02-03 14:59:00

Mood: dissatisfied
Music: Ice Cube - Down For Whatever

other peoples' girlfriends suck

Any of you Columbia LJ people feel like going out and doing something later this week, or this coming weekend? I need to get the hell outta my house, and all my local friends are currently buried deep, deep in The Girlfriend Hole and haven't seen the light of day (or the streetlights of night) for weeks. Rotten bastards.

Interested applicants apply here or email me - the addy's in my profile.

I haz a son. I haz a son... I HAZ A SON!

Jacob Ruffin Salter, aka "Finn", was born at 0530 on 10/11/10, weighing in at a whopping 10lbs 9oz and 20.5" long. The two most frequent comments…
stand by for breaking news: no shens, repeat, NO SHENS.

Last night, cuddling and talking and kissing while a thunderstorm boomed outside, I asked Janis to marry me. She said yes. We're getting…
I swear to god, your honor, she said she was 32

"Hey, was that your laptop in the living room?" "No, mine's in the corner, in the pink book bag. Under the Spider-Man sheets." "..." " Shut up."

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other peoples' girlfriends suck

I haz a son. I haz a son... I HAZ A SON!

stand by for breaking news: no shens, repeat, NO SHENS.

I swear to god, your honor, she said she was 32

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