February 4th, 2003


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jimbojones
05:06 am - Sometimes I hate commercialization more than ever.
Only something as fucking banal, insipid, and mind-destroying as that damned Girls Gone Wild series could actually make me irritatedly change the channel AWAY from cute, pneumatic, drunk, half-naked college girls.

Thanks a LOT, fuckers. >=\</a>

 
Current Mood: annoyed
Current Music: Run-DMC - Dumb Girl

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[User Picture] From: zeldappa
Date: February 4th, 2003 - 06:56 am
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Use the mute button, yo.


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: February 4th, 2003 - 08:25 am
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Doesn't really help. Still the same glassy-eyed bimbos doing the same predictable shirt-pulling-up at the camera with big fat "BUY THIS VIDEO" censored bars over the jigglybits. Bleah. (Actually I downloaded a couple of them from a friend's FTP site once, and it only captures your attention MARGINALLY longer on the actual video... just... mind-destroyingly... banal...) Even the actual tapes just have that "90 minute infomercial" brain-rotting idiocy vibe going on.

Probably the worst thing about it is, well, there ARE all these cute drunk college chicks flashing the camera, so if you're a guy, you keep getting distracted and feeling obligated to look - in spite of the fact that it SUCKS. "Girls Gone Wild - the subtle, uniquely complex plot of hardcore porn, the meaningful theme of a late-night infomercial, and the porn value of a bad 80's college movie!"

Usually when that crap comes on the TV's only actually on for background stuff while I play around on teh intarweb anyway, so I just grab the remote and change it to Cartoon Network. The worst thing that could happen THERE is that Dragonball Z or the Flintstones might be on.


 
[User Picture] From: zeldappa
Date: February 4th, 2003 - 09:15 am
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ahh, I see.
I do love that Snoop Dogg is involved with one of the videos. That cracks me up mightily.

MadTV did a parody "Boys Gone Wild" skit the other night. Hilarious stuff!


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: February 4th, 2003 - 11:03 am
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Heh, I keep looking at those and thinking "I sure as hell hope he's doing that for the young white stuff, 'cause that's one played-out playa if they just BOUGHT him for that lame crap."

So are you going to respond to the Call To Arms for local LJ people to go chill? I think I'm going to take Kid A / Xillah up on the idea of checking out the punk show at New Brooklyn tomorrow night.


 
[User Picture] From: zeldappa
Date: February 4th, 2003 - 01:14 pm
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I haven't decided whether I'm heading to the show yet. 2003 is the Year of Sleep for me 'cause I'm tired (ha) of feeling and looking like crap from never getting enough sleep. As a result, I'm getting very stingy about my bedtime on weeknights. It's almost embarrassing.

... eh, I'm also tired of sitting at home all the time. I might go. I don't know. It'll be one of those last-minute decisions.


 
[User Picture] From: sanityescapesme
Date: February 4th, 2003 - 05:33 pm
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Hey man...

I'll be there too, man. Rock and/or roll.

(btw, it's the New Brookland Tavern...so there's no confusion on the place...)

-Ryan


 
From: (Anonymous)
Date: February 4th, 2003 - 09:07 pm
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[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: February 4th, 2003 - 10:07 pm
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Ed, Ed, & Eddy rocks your face off. What's wrong with you?!


 
From: ex_motel666812
Date: February 4th, 2003 - 12:53 pm
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3. Ditto with faux-humorous comments about "ass-kicking". Please. Can't we all just get along?

Probably not, but yeah, posting it in your LJ was an egregious violation of good manners. Sorry 'bout that.


Thank you for that, honey.

Please note I've added you to my Friends list. Will you add me? Or do I have to threaten to kick your ass first? :)

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: February 4th, 2003 - 01:50 pm
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Or do I have to threaten to kick your ass first? :)

Get real, SK, we both know you're way too much of a subbie type for that. :)


 
From: ex_motel666812
Date: February 4th, 2003 - 03:00 pm
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Re:

Wait a minute...how'd you know THAT? Or was that just a lucky guess?

*laughing*

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxox


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: February 4th, 2003 - 03:04 pm
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Well, your journal IS public, you know. =)


 
From: ex_motel666812
Date: February 4th, 2003 - 03:07 pm
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Re:

*blushing*

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxox


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