Zen Bastard (jimbojones) wrote,
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toilet humor is always funny

This morning after I got out of the shower, I was reminded that while my apartment isn't exactly afflicted with "paper-thin walls", there are some, well, "acoustically transparent spots"...  specifically, the upstairs bathroom.

My next door neighbor's poor wife had a killer 5 minute sneezing attack this morning, and every time she sneezed, enough gas to incapacitate two Japanese subway tunnels hit her toilet bowl like miniature reverberating Hiroshimas.  I was laughing so fucking hard I almost couldn't manage to brush my hair... I kept wanting to yell "BLESS YOU!" through the wall at her, 'cause, yanno, that's what you do when somebody sneezes, it's just polite! ... but somehow I don't think that would have gone over too well. =)
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