December 15th, 2004

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06:09 pm - toilet humor is always funny
This morning after I got out of the shower, I was reminded that while my apartment isn't exactly afflicted with "paper-thin walls", there are some, well, "acoustically transparent spots"...  specifically, the upstairs bathroom.

My next door neighbor's poor wife had a killer 5 minute sneezing attack this morning, and every time she sneezed, enough gas to incapacitate two Japanese subway tunnels hit her toilet bowl like miniature reverberating Hiroshimas.  I was laughing so fucking hard I almost couldn't manage to brush my hair... I kept wanting to yell "BLESS YOU!" through the wall at her, 'cause, yanno, that's what you do when somebody sneezes, it's just polite! ... but somehow I don't think that would have gone over too well. =)

Current Mood: still laughing
Current Music: REM - Everybody Poops

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From: (Anonymous)
Date: December 15th, 2004 - 07:48 pm

[User Picture] From: discogravy
Date: December 15th, 2004 - 08:55 pm
i laughed hardest at that because...well, not that anyone cares but: ages ago i was in a band and the singer (great guy named barbie) would always get calls from his girlfriend, one of my best friends ever, during rehearsalslsls and it happened so much that we started breaking out into 'everybody hurts' softly, and i'd sing but change the lyrics to "everybody hurts...when christie calls....and barbie's on the phone....sooooommmmmeeeetimes...everybody waits.....for the phone to die...."

i realise that you (or jimbo) couldn't care less, but i just had to share.

and you should totally have said "bless you" jimbo

From: five_speed
Date: December 16th, 2004 - 02:51 am
I can hear my upstairs neighbors pee.

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