It occurs to me that, considering that I'm male myself (and straight), that could be bad.
2. Q: what kind of christmas present, after being given, must then be wrapped to be properly enjoyed?
A: a new mattress set.
I got myself a ridiculously nice new mattress set as a happy-xmas-to-me present, which just got here earlier this afternoon. Oh my GOD is that mattress AWESOME. Also, now that it's actually installed in my bedroom, I note that (since it's considerably thicker than my old set) it has now raised the bed-surface height to precisely. Um. Pelvic level. You know what I'm talking about. Bonus!
3. Yuck. Work. Have to do that now, and later tonight. But then again, I can do it later tonight, which is convenient. And I got permission to do remote access to another new client's network, and really, I'd almost always rather be able to do things on my own timeframe from my office than make painfully scheduled-out trips across town and have people whine about their network being down. But still, meh. Oh well, at least I'll sleep well when I do get done for the day now...