It was like an accident scene on the highway... I slowed down, couldn't take my eyes off of it, and then drove off the highway myself in a horrible crash that ended up killing a bus load of schoolchildren.
Jimbo, this obsession with Hasselhoff must stop. You must purge your system of all things Hasselhoffian. You must stop checking out Hasselhoff fan sites. No more Hasselhoff music, no matter how depressed you are. This is a disease, and we must help you before it becomes contagious.
you can't stop him man. i think we need an intervention. no more following him around show to show, jimbo. he's not the grateful dead, he's not dave matthews band and he's not phish. it'll end in tears if you don't wean yourself off it.
It seems unconscionable that people could be so cruel, but that is the second infinitely regressing 'Hoff I've seen this week. The other one had him in a red jump suit holding a smaller version of himself. I'm aware "infinitely regressing" probably isn't the phrase I'm looking for, I'm just trying to big up da 'Hoff.