March 19th, 2005

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09:34 am - spam o' the day
Somebody wants me to buy a "revolutionary new" pooper-scooper.  And hey, with a domain name like (and no nasty tricks like tracking codes in the link) who am I not to go check it out?  They even have a video!

I have to admit, it does look like it works pretty well.  But jesus h christ, who's really going to walk around following their dog with what looks like a full-scale (four or five feet tall) plastic bazooka?

Now, if you were to engineer yourself a CO2 cylinder attachment and a feed mechanism from the collection bag, and turn it INTO a combination pooper-scooper/poop-bazooka... THAT might be a product worth advertising.  Or at least making a demo video for.

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[User Picture] From: discogravy
Date: March 19th, 2005 - 07:23 am
some cities will fine you (a _LOT_) if you don't pick up the poop the pooch leaves.

[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: March 19th, 2005 - 11:44 am
There's a difference between "a baggie and maybe a little shovel thingie" and "four or five feet of toy bazooka with a trash bag on the end." Dude, did you watch the video?

[User Picture] From: scarlett723
Date: March 19th, 2005 - 08:33 am
That video is absolute comic gold.

[User Picture] From: stpdlsr
Date: March 19th, 2005 - 11:10 am
You could call it a poopzooka.

[User Picture] From: bitchness
Date: March 19th, 2005 - 12:28 pm

[User Picture] From: jacksonave
Date: March 19th, 2005 - 02:06 pm
What they don't show you is, at 1.5 pounds, just how damn easy it would be to put a little too much velocity behind the thing and fling the dog shit into your face.

[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: March 19th, 2005 - 03:49 pm
I thought the same thing.

Incidentally, it would also make a BADASS poop-atlatl, even without my proposed CO2 cartridge and firing chamber mod, for simply throwing dog turds an AMAZING distance. =)

[User Picture] From: staringgoldfish
Date: March 19th, 2005 - 07:31 pm
Kinda like a potato launcher for fecalphiliacs?

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