March 19th, 2005
|jimbojones||09:34 am - spam o' the day|
Somebody wants me to buy a "revolutionary new" pooper-scooper. And hey, with a domain name like www.doodydigger.com (and no nasty tricks like tracking codes in the link) who am I not to go check it out? They even have a video!
I have to admit, it does look like it works pretty well. But jesus h christ, who's really going to walk around following their dog with what looks like a full-scale (four or five feet tall) plastic bazooka?
Now, if you were to engineer yourself a CO2 cylinder attachment and a feed mechanism from the collection bag, and turn it INTO a combination pooper-scooper/poop-bazooka... THAT might be a product worth advertising. Or at least making a demo video for.
Current Mood: awake
Current Music: In The Garden of Love (symphony for soprano saxophone and ghetto blaster)
I thought the same thing.
Incidentally, it would also make a BADASS poop-atlatl
, even without my proposed CO2
cartridge and firing chamber mod, for simply throwing dog turds an AMAZING distance. =)