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spam o' the day

Somebody wants me to buy a "revolutionary new" pooper-scooper.  And hey, with a domain name like www.doodydigger.com (and no nasty tricks like tracking codes in the link) who am I not to go check it out?  They even have a video!

I have to admit, it does look like it works pretty well.  But jesus h christ, who's really going to walk around following their dog with what looks like a full-scale (four or five feet tall) plastic bazooka?

Now, if you were to engineer yourself a CO₂ cylinder attachment and a feed mechanism from the collection bag, and turn it INTO a combination pooper-scooper/poop-bazooka... THAT might be a product worth advertising.  Or at least making a demo video for.