March 20th, 2005

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08:15 pm - dork moment
So last night I went out for St. Patty's, and it was kinda meh, but I got good and truly hammered... and got on World of Warcraft when I came back home.  And wound up in a group for a particularly nasty dungeon (Maraudon, if any of you play).  I warned our healer ahead of time "better keep a special eye on me tonight, because I'm drunk, retarded, and aggressive."

And oh boy, I was - as a cloth-wearing mage in the midst of a bunch of heavy combat types, instead of hanging back from the periphery I dove right into the midst of huge mobs of monsters and dealt indiscriminate destruction left and right, howling imprecations like a crack monkey mysteriously given human language.  (And proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that our poor healer was MOST DEFINITELY paying attention, keeping me alive.)

The best part was one point at which I literally lit a monster on fire, which made it run around in circles in a panic - and I shouted in-game, "BURN LIKE RICHARD PRYOR, MOTHERFUCKER!"

Best.  Maraudon raid.  EVAR. =)

Current Mood: recovering
Current Music: MC Chris - Fuckin' Up My Christmas

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From: treyh37
Date: March 21st, 2005 - 12:12 am
damn jim that sounds like it would have been fun to listen to.

what server you on again? i got me a lvl 60 warlock on stonemaul.

[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: March 21st, 2005 - 08:36 am
I'm on Lothar; I've also got an (extremely) fledgling character on my guild's alternate server, Spinebreaker. L53 mage (Samedhi) and L31 shaman (Bunyip) on Lothar.

[User Picture] From: xkisses
Date: March 22nd, 2005 - 04:35 pm
You, my love, are the biggest dork ever.

[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: March 23rd, 2005 - 12:30 am
Not by a LONG shot.

Biggest dork that can still get gorgeous girls to talk to him, maybe. =)

[User Picture] From: mtu_squirrel
Date: March 23rd, 2005 - 01:07 pm
Oh, I'm so nailin' you in the crotch! I've played the Healer that has to deal with people who do that. :P

That fuckin' rawks though. I hate Maraudon, but not nearly as much as I despise Uldaman.

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