Zen Bastard (jimbojones) wrote,
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recent MCSB quotes

(interjected into a moment of complete silence in the middle of a lecture): "I can't wait for class to be over so I can get FUCKED UP!"

(while staring INTENTLY at the two chicks seated behind him): "Oh I know why the lights are off, SO WE CAN PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE!"

(in response to a chick making fun of him): "Dude I'm totally gonna be in a rap video!  I need a rap name though.  I was gonna use '2 Short', but somebody told me that was taken."

(regarding our instructor): "She's hot!  But she's kinda plain, so she wouldn't cheat on you."
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