April 7th, 2005

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jimbojones
01:40 am - MCSB, impressin' tha LAAAAYdeez:
MCSB was mackin' on the brunettes in the back row again.  The skinny pale one made semi-polite noises at him, while the curvy dark-skinned one rolled her eyes at me and tried to pretend he wasn't talking to her.

"Oh, man, you drink rum and coke?  I can't do that.  When I get around the Captain I do dumb shit, like trash cans get set on fire and stuff."
"And tequila, oh man, tequila... that's just bad, I get cold stupid when I drink tequila."
"And vodka, oh my god, vodka's bad, man, that's just bad, you can't expose me to vodka, it gets stupid."

... and I'm thinking, dude, don't front, you get retarded when exposed to air.
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[User Picture] From: discogravy
Date: April 7th, 2005 - 05:49 am		  (Link)
so did you give him some vodka?


 
[User Picture] From: staringgoldfish
Date: April 7th, 2005 - 12:11 pm		  (Link)
Refresh my memory, what does MCSB stand for?


 
[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: April 7th, 2005 - 10:12 pm		  (Link)
Math Class Stoner Boy. He came to class baked to a crisp and REEKING of dirt weed every... single... night... for the entire first exam period.

He comes to class sober usually now, but he's still clearly taking a ride on the short bus to get there.


 
[User Picture] From: clme
Date: April 7th, 2005 - 10:08 pm		  (Link)
Wait... you can use alchohol as an excuse for setting things on fire now?

Damnit. I always thought it was supposed to be drank AFTER setting things on fire.


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