Zen Bastard (jimbojones) wrote,
Zen Bastard
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MCSB, impressin' tha LAAAAYdeez:

MCSB was mackin' on the brunettes in the back row again.  The skinny pale one made semi-polite noises at him, while the curvy dark-skinned one rolled her eyes at me and tried to pretend he wasn't talking to her.

"Oh, man, you drink rum and coke?  I can't do that.  When I get around the Captain I do dumb shit, like trash cans get set on fire and stuff."
"And tequila, oh man, tequila... that's just bad, I get cold stupid when I drink tequila."
"And vodka, oh my god, vodka's bad, man, that's just bad, you can't expose me to vodka, it gets stupid."

... and I'm thinking, dude, don't front, you get retarded when exposed to air.
Tags: humorous, vignette
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