If you just can't make it through the day without seeing another ten seconds of me with the Nascartographer lip plumage, there's always this bit from April 2001:
I accidentally bought the world's most homosexual lighter yesterday... it's gay, it's damned gay, but unfortunately it's in the closet enough that I didn't realize that until after I became its owner.
Click here (DivX AVI, 452K) to find out wtf I'm talking about.
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