April 15th, 2005

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01:31 am - sorry for the clip show
If you just can't make it through the day without seeing another ten seconds of me with the Nascartographer lip plumage, there's always this bit from April 2001:

I accidentally bought the world's most homosexual lighter yesterday... it's gay, it's damned gay, but unfortunately it's in the closet enough that I didn't realize that until after I became its owner.

Click here (DivX AVI, 452K) to find out wtf I'm talking about.
That really was a seriously gay lighter.


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[User Picture] From: staringgoldfish
Date: April 15th, 2005 - 12:25 am

[User Picture] From: tawnyleona
Date: April 15th, 2005 - 11:13 am
Dude, that's a party in your pocket!

You just need some whistles and a pacifier and you've got Rave-On-The-Go! Maybe a whistle, too....and some E....and some big pants...and GLOW STICKS!

[User Picture] From: jimbojones
Date: April 15th, 2005 - 11:25 am
Maybe a whistle, too...
You said that already. =)

[User Picture] From: tawnyleona
Date: April 15th, 2005 - 11:34 am
I know...whistles are very important...I didn't want anyone to forget!

[User Picture] From: clme
Date: April 15th, 2005 - 09:51 pm
Damn... I remember some very interesting AIM conversations about the time that came out. I laughed for days. I think I even asked you if you could just leave it on overnight until the battery died but you started cursing a timer circuit that turned it off to save power :-)

Didn't you cross post that one on pen as well?
Apparently not. There were 15 posts on pen by you but they started the month after you posted the lighter.

Do you still have that lighter? Tucked away in the cupboard? Or do you use it as a night light to help you see the toilet in the dark?

[User Picture] From: clme
Date: April 15th, 2005 - 09:56 pm
Oops... had my search to narrowly defined. Make that 30, but still no lighter.


hehehehe. Damn that thing still makes me laugh.

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