Zen Bastard (jimbojones) wrote,
Zen Bastard
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HA!

From a Jewish comedy special on Comedy Central tonight:

"George W. says he reads the Bible every day.  What is he, 55?  Finish the book, already!  ... I'd tell him what happens to Jesus, but I don't want to ruin it for him.  ::shrugs::"
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