May 19th, 2005
|jimbojones||03:17 am - Episode III: the Sith Steal $8.75 From Your Wallet, Ha Ha Ha|
"Anni, I love you more 'cause you're shmoopie!" "No Padme, I love you more 'cause you're shmoopie!" Yeah, ugh, wtf?
Re the jedi in Palpatine's chamber: OMG I'M SAYIN'. The worst was that the first one Palpatine killed DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO PARRY THE THRUST. And it wasn't even a surprise! He whipped out the saber SITTING AT HIS DESK ACROSS THE ROOM, DELIVERED A LINE OF DIALOGUE, THEN RAN ACROSS THE ROOM! And this "Jedi Master" just stood there with his own saber out and ignited and let Palpatine stab him! God I wanted to cry it was so awful.
All of the Jedi that got exterminated during the, well, Jedi extermination went down like total pussies too. Like ten guys with blasters took down the one dude with the big head, and a lot of them didn't even fight at ALL. It was horrid. If all it takes is ten grunts with blasters to take down a Jedi, then why do you even need to BOTHER taking down the Jedi, right?